Hiding in the dark and throwing shuriken stars at the enemy is not the most important weapon in a ninja. Our main character, alas, is not the best athlete and not even a karateka, but he watches a variety of tricks on his TV and has already experienced the most important trick on his age-old stepmother. He took off her panties and tore off without vaseline in the anus! And here it is not clear who is more enduring stepmother or stepson.